What is a Bamster?

Planning for Obamacare

And ... let's not forget granting amensty
to a million illegal aliens!


On the lawn in Atlanta, Georgia:
Romney was wrong:
... he was the 47% ... the idiots expanded to 51%.

I'm for gun control - shoot with both hands!

On a truck in Francestown, New Hampshire:
In 2010, New Hampshire voters fired the deficit spenders.
The NH legislature went from
full Democrat Party control
to a 2/3+ veto-proof Republican majority,

and ... in one year, balanced the budget without a tax increase!

The Ultimate Green Machine - No Gas Needed
ObamaMobile 2016
It Is Powered By A Big Downhill Slope
... Modeled After Obama's "Jobs Plan."

Subject: Obama is Merely a Symptom of the Cancer Plaguing America!
The danger to America is not President Barak Hussien Obama. It is a citizenry capable of entrusting an inexperienced man like him with the Presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America. Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely to survive a multitude of Idiots such as those who made him president.

Subject: Barack Obama: The Child - The Messiah - The Obamessiah
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 We would have better off with anyone else! 

President Carter is Delighted!          

"If things were that easy, I could mandate everybody to buy a
house and that would solve the problem of homelessness."
Presidential candidate, Senator Barack Obama in 2008 regarding Senator
Hilary Clinton's healthcare "individual Mandate" proposal. At that time,
he was against a health insurance mandate before he was for it !


"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance,
and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."
-- Winston Churchill

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read:
Unfortunately, most voters don't know or care about them.
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity
by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for,
another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that
the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work
because the other half is going to take care of them; and
when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work,
because somebody else is going to get what they work for,
that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

The enemy is not a group of terrorists or a rogue nation or
even a tangible enemy that is substance we can see.
The fact is that America is under attack from within by the apathy of its own citizens!

-- Rodney Harris


Subject: Lost Balloonist !
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican. "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama-Democrat." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are -- or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

Subject: Post Turtle
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old New Hampshire farmer, who's hand was caught in the gate while driving his dairy herd into the barn, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man...Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old farmer said, "Well, my assessment is Obama is a 'Post Turtle'..

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, "what is a 'post turtle'? "

The old farmer said, "Well sir ... when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle' ".

The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

Subject: 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?'
A chemistry professor in a large college had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government.

In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?'

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to this side and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America . The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc.. While we continually lose our freedoms -- just a little at a time.

One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free lunch!

Also, a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.

Also, if you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America; you might want to send this link [http://dcg3.net/bamster] on to your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life then you probably still don't get it, but God help you when the gate slams shut!

Lastly, keep your eyes on our newly elected politicians who are about to open the fence for socialism.

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have."
  - Thomas Jefferson

Political Science for Dummies
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none. 
You feel guilty for being successful.
You push for higher taxes so the government 
can provide cows for everyone.
You have two cows. 
Your neighbor has none.
You have two cows. 
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. 
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
You have two cows. 
The government seizes both and provides you with milk. 
You wait in line for hours to get it. 
It is expensive and sour.
You have two cows. 
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
You have two cows. 
Under the new farm program, the government pays you to shoot 
one, milk the other, and then pour the milk down the drain.
You have two cows. 
You sell one, lease it back to yourself 
and do an IPO on the 2nd one. 
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. 
You are surprised when one cow drops dead. 
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating 
you have downsized and are reducing expenses. 
Your stock goes up.
You have two cows. 
You go on strike because you want three cows. 
You go to lunch and drink wine. 
Life is good
You have two cows. 
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size 
of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. 
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. 
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
You have two cows. 
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, 
give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. 
Unfortunately, they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
You have two cows but you don't know where they are. 
You break for lunch. 
Life is good.
You have two cows. 
You drink some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows. 
You drink some more vodka. 
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. 
The Mafia shows up and takes over  
however many cows you really have.
You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two. 
You don't milk them because you 
cannot touch any creature' private parts. 
You get a $40 million grant from the US government 
to find alternatives to milk production 
but use the money to buy weapons.
You have two cows. 
They go into hiding. 
They send radio tapes of their mooing.
You have two bulls. 
Employees are regularly maimed 
and killed attempting to milk them.
You have one cow. 
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks she's French, 
other times she's Flemish. 
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. 
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk. 
The cow asks permission to be cut in half. 
The cow dies happy.
You have a black cow and a brown cow. 
Everyone votes for the best looking one. 
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best 
accidentally vote for the black one. 
Some people vote for both. 
Some people vote for neither. 
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. 
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state 
tell you which one you think is the bestlooking cow.
You have millions of cows. 
They make real California cheese. 
Only five speak English. 
Most are illegal.
The cows get a drivers license and 
go to college on in-state tuition.

Subject: Check Your Mail
Got mine!!

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Obama Stimulus Package.

It contained two watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, and 10 KFC coupons.

The directions were in Spanish.

Hope you get yours soon.

Subject: Something to Ponder
"The best minds are not in government.  
If any were, business would steal them away."
  - Ronald Reagan

The lesson has not been learned by most Americans:


Some day the Obamacare web site will be working ...
Hopefully, after Obamacare is repealed.